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Review: Chicken Run

From the creators of Oscar winning animation shorts "Wallace and Gromit" comes the first feature length film in a set of five contracted by Spielberg's Dreamworks company. Not only is this film great fun but you appreciate it all the more when you realise it took around six years to produce the finished product, with two or three seconds of footage recorded daily [Hmmm, 2 seconds a day for 6 years gives 70 minutes of film, and 3 seconds a day gives 105 minutes of film, okay that sounds about right!].

Review: Mission Impossible II

"Was it good?", a girl outside asked a man coming out of the cinema beside me. "Terrible", he replied. I didn't rate it very highly either, and it certainly wasn't up to the standard of director John Woo's previous two offerings "Face Off" and "Broken Arrow".

I haven't actually seen the first Mission Impossible film but unless it was absolute drivel (doubtful since they made MI2), it proves that the sequel theory ('oh, the second film in a series is always better, look at the Godfather II, Star Trek II, Superman II etc.') doesn't always hold true.

Review: Road Trip

I went to this film knowing practically nothing about it apart from the title and the fact that I saw Tom Green on the poster. For those of you who are MTV-illiterate, Tom Green is the absolutely crazy presenter of "The Tom Green Show" which is like no hosted show you've ever seen before. Ranging from setting himself on the fire in the street to putting a dead cow's head in his parents' bed, Tom is the ultimate reaction seeker and his shows on MTV Dark (late at night!) are always good for a laugh if you like that kind of thing.

Review: Small Time Crooks

Woody Allen really seems to be churning them out these days (or else I am losing months of my life). No sooner have "Celebrity" and "Sweet and Lowdown" come and gone than another Allen film, "Small Time Crooks" hits our screens.

Review: Virgin Suicides

"Cecelia was the first to go." And so starts the first film directed by Sofia Coppola, daughter of Francis Ford and miscast daughter of Michael Corleone in the Godfather III. This was my second time seeing this film, and I enjoyed it even more the second time round. The film centres around the five daughters of the Lisbon family 25 years ago in Michigan - Cecelia [13], Lux [14], Bonnie [15], Mary [16] and Terese [17].

Review: X-Men

Vaunted as the blockbuster to beat in the summer of 2000, the X-Men is a science fiction film based on the superheroes of Marvel Comics fame. X-Men memorabilia abounds, with the TV Guide producing no less than SIX collector's editions with unique covers. The film is directed and co-written by Bryan Singer who gave us the modern classic "The Usual Suspects".

Review: Apt Pupil

From director Bryan Singer ("Usual Suspects", "X-Men") comes an adaptation of a novella of the same name by Stephen King about a former Nazi officer living in the USA who is recognised by a smart local teenager called Tom Bowden.

Review: Big Momma's House

I can just imagine the sales pitch for this film now:

"You remember 'Mrs. Doubtfire with that zany dude Robin Williams right? Okay, okay, now do you remember 'Stakeout' with Richard Dreyfuss and that Martin Sheen's kid, eh... Eh... Emilio Estefez, that's him, yeah? Sure, great films - well, we have a definite winner here, it's a mixture of those two films and with black actors so everyone will enjoy it!"

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