We start off our series of interviews with Dave Wilson, AKA Bunny from Clan Trinity. To start off, what clan would you most like to be a member of (your wish may be granted if Kaile reads this!)?

SC, cos lakerman is in that clan! he is my god! no wait..Timber beat him? what clan is timber in? he is my god!

Who would be on your Quake dream team (me, me, me waves frantically…)?

Cloud-Warrior, his family and his tennis partners

What do you say to those Irish Quake players who seem to spend more time taking dirty swipes at each other on IRC / bulletin boards instead of playing the game?

If they were doing my roofing? I would say OIIII IT’S 12 AND AN AF INCH SLATED TILING NOT 14 INCH YOU TARTS! NOOO!

What’s the best Quake stimulant, Red Male Cattle or Glucose Aid (the names have been changed to protect the innocent)?

Spar pencil sharpenings coke

You say your Quake nick comes from “Platoon”, are you sure it’s not from that poow littel bunny wabbit that gets spiked at the end of Doom? Or have you played Doom that much (GLDoom on e1m1 rocks), I saw some mention of you getting started on Duke Nukem 3-D?

no way, Rise of the Triad, I mean 15 rockets at once! WALLOP!

Half-Life - is it the best single player game on the planet? What are your hopes for Quake 3 Arena?

Yes Half-life is.

Name your favourite clan and duel levels (two or three of each!)…

duel - dm4
clan - dm3

What’s the most useful Quake bind you have?

cl_scobespeed 8

(Players all around the country fire up QWCL to find out exactly what that does :-P)

Any tips for staying alive in duels, tell us how not to play stupid (I’m from the “rush out and die” school, but it doesn’t always seem to work that well)?

If you’re playing koopa just keep shooting the bottom of dm4…_all_ the time.

What was your greatest all-time Quake achievement?

Killing koopa at the bottom of dm4…_all_ the time.

Thanks for taking time out for the interview, Bunny! Maybe we can do part two sometime soon…

Cool…thanks.